'Discipline is the ability to delay gratification!" - Brian Tracey
If I do not bake I'll eat no cake
If I do not eat bread I'll still be fed
And surely the cheese should be for the camera rather than on my pasta!
If I passed the shop on my beat surely no chocolates I'd eat! And did I really need 3 shredded wheat?!
When I'm in a fix there is no need for bickies in the mix
For surely I'll whine when I've drank all the wine and my trousers no longer feel fine!
Candy crush should have been virtual rather than really piled 2ft tall!
So this is what I'm saying there is no room for playing
If only I'd look in that thing they gave me called a book, for inside there is a special world of feasts that should make slimming feel like a treat
So now I say there must be a line under which I must realign - even though I might not get to class I don't want it to end in a farce!
